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“V Psychog. Jesus Christ, you're getting a nickname.”
“Why do we have three V names. Oh my god, we're so [funny].”
“Where are we going, bud? The lighthouse, you dolt. Haven't you been paying any attention?”
“I had a friend who, going on an adventure, found himself poisoned... but the fool didn't have an alchemist toolkit with him. He died. (GM: Well maybe he should have had dodge a little bit. Oh man, rolling for meta.)”
“Are you scared of little bossers? Do you want us to sit outside and hold your hand?”
“Why didn't you kill him, Sid? He slung shit at me.”
“And let that be a lesson to you all. Do not [fling shit at me].”
“I don't mind you pocketing the coins, but if this behavior is gonna cause us troubles in the future...”
“Uh BB the Toad Hunter.”
“I never thought I'd actually get to see this... This is where the Rose Guard battled the sorcerer.”
“Murdering the Mifits — that's what I started calling them, the misfits.”
“You murdered a poor poor Mifflet. Didn't want to do anything, didn't listen to me. Fucking rude.”
“Well he's the boss of the keyboard forces! He's boss scroll!”
“Well, well, well, it's a ghost.”
“We just made minis this morning.”
“Are we the bad guys? Knowing all along that of course we're the bad guys.”
“There's those ghosts in the dining room. There's the river drink... the swamp dragon.”
“Then it sounds like this guy could be our tour guide. Let's rope him and keep him on a leash like a pet.”
“Well, it's all because the climbing went so bad. I never thought that would be so difficult.”
“I critically strike myself, yes. Jesus Christ, I'm dead. Oh god.”
“In the end, it's just me saving you, once again.”
“Don't let a single one of those fuckers live and bring me the head of the king. And I'll give you the big pile of shinies.”
“They are forever gone and forever nothing.”
“This room is cursed. Roll somewhere else.”
“Paper never bugs out, by the way.”
“I think we ended up spending a little too much loot time in that room, but I know we rolled really badly for it... I thought this was a really fun one, especially since I died.”
“It's the ancestral crossbow that he was buried with.”
“He's not a hell knight. He's not a fucking lictor of the hell knights, okay?”
“Should have got a horse.”
“She's late for her first clash. — It's been forty years.”
“Would be a shame if I accidentally shoot them in the back.”
“Pharasma itself does not have sanctification.”
“His fucking hands shatter on impact. He's still alive, but he has no hands.”
“I'm not on the beam, baby.”
“You tools are nothing against me. Die.”
“They sent me here to feed.”
“No one HP I'm not dead. I'm one HP.”
“I was Otari... Save me from below!”
“there's no surprise rounds. We were cheating before when we were ambushing and getting free shots.”
“A pathetic amount of damage for a pathetic god.”
“I'm willing to risk your life for my entertainment.”
“I don't know why I'm chasing the light guys. I'm so lost right now.”
“we started chasing it like a cat chasing a laser pointer”
“Then I don't know I'm a fighter. All I can do is goomba boomba.”
“Yes. We shouldn't be here.”
“Hey, hey, it's a poopmancer.”
“Poop Mancer did not do his job.”
“Venice defeats the monster that knocked down two of his boys.”
“Sometimes the healers gotta do the damage.”
“I'll leave my last spelling for you, buddy. This is the last thing that I can do. ... I will sit there and salute you after this. Good luck, have fun.”
“Venerous is no longer taking points because we saw where that got us.”
“So there's a giant worm there, and I think it might be being reanimated right about now.”
“I am Graugus, the king of the Ghost Queen Warlocks. It seems it takes a special kind of folly to come this far. But you have my attention.”
“You may become a sacrifice to our ghost. Or, seeing as you made it this far, you can prove your worth by taking on a task. Slay that water monster and bring me its head.”
“I think Venerus is gonna actually die... that puts you in dying two instead of dying one. So Venerous falls to the ground.”
“A single tear rolls down my face.”
“Even your critical hits barely tickle me, I say as I hit half HP.”
“It'll be really cinematic and funny if we die to a swarm of rats after defeating a jungle drake.”
“Utilizing my crowbar is a binding contract that half the loot you find belongs to me.”
“If you think this is the entirety of the Ghost Queen's Morlocks, you are sadly mistaken.”
“Hey man, you guys kept dying so I could not use it.”
“I dub you now, Lackeys of the Ghost [Queen].”
“We're not lackeys ... We're emissaries of the Ghost Queen.”
“Don't you dare speak her name ... You are not worthy to say her name.”
“We must assist her, feeding her the body, so that she may come back to flesh.”
“It's the goddamn ELF!”
“It was me all along. It was me, tia!”
“That's the least heroic hero point system I've ever heard of.”
“That's how we're gonna take hero points, if you guys remember shit appropriately.”
“You're a servant to Venerous for life now.”
“Crikey, mate. You guys wanna put some shrimp on the Barbie?”
“The gauntlight being a door, it remains bound in shadows held by chains. As restless tides rise once in turn, the monster's path shall then return.”
“I serve you still, you shall be avenged.”
“If I was you I wouldn't trust that guy; he only has his job because of his name.”
“One day, years into the future, Venice stabs Abis in the back. -- The North never forgets.”
“Sid is immune to mental damage because he has no brain.”
“You guys better watch out. Venerous is becoming a threat -- huge crit on the little doll, then huge crit on this guy. / The crit master is when he fights small objects.”
“I will not kill this beast for you, Sid. In fact... not. I'm done.”
“Let it be known that this is what happens when Sid pushes past Venerous to explore the room every time.”
“The Horror fell to the Rose Guard, but we never knew of these vaults below.”
“Are you here to donate flesh to the canker?”
“Drop your weapons, you're under arrest. Get back there.”
“How about we make a trade? I'll get that contract for you, you let that elf out, I can use him as a slave for carrying items.”
“You're already in it.”
“On your way down, you hit your head and you fall unconscious.”
“Abbus looks at you and fucking giga heals you.”
“I aid in some magical way. ... I want to educate them.”
“It's called being an alcoholic, mochi. Just so you know. ... Alcoholics go to meetings, damn it, I'm a social drinker.”
“I'll be a drunk monk. I hate all of you.”
“the worst thief, got caught instantly by [the demon]... the worst bard fucking tries to sneak up. Hits the guitar on the wall.”
“There's forty different rooms in this level of the abomination vaults. And I did thirty five. And you asked it in the final five.”
“This town is made off of men that hate women. ... No one wants to help. They all hate me.”
“You're going to mechanically force people to like you. Literally. ... I should just start every conversation I cast charm on them.”
“I think you're thinking heist when you should be thinking con.”
“It's mine, see. It belongs to me. ... Belongs to my family, build it, belongs to the Rajani.”
“He killed my parents. ... I tracked for years. Nearly gone once too. How do you think I got some of these scars?”
“If everybody would allow it... That's a solo session. ... there is a chance that Venriss dies out of this. I'm not saying that he's gonna die, I'm saying this is a real session. You could die.”
“Oh honey. This isn't an oath potion. This is a vartsing potion.”
“Being nice gets you nowhere.”
“Your corpse shall be a canvas for my finest ink. I'll scribe humiliating verses on your whole dead skin.”
“Always. Elves are a peaceful race. (Takes out his elven history books and realizes I'm lying. He's a liar and a scoundrel.)”
“It's a fucking werewolf.”
“What did we learn today, team? Stick to adventuring. Killing's even more profitable.”
“Yes my lady Belcora.”
“These are tools. (re: carrying knives around) / You mean the person that carries knives around is not a good person.”
“I'm just hitting on everyone accordingly.”
“And you cut his head off. (with an Australian accent) That's how you know it. Boomerang.”
“The light down here is now twice as bright.”
“Why don't you come have an audience with our high priestess?”
“You lift the chair on top of me and it fucking lands on this motherfucker's face! ... his head falls off uh stuck on the chair.”
“Guillotine chairs baby guillotine chair.”
“The lesson is ghouls have ghoul fever.”
“Are we the baddies? — No, those guys are.”
“Venerous would have ruined the campaign. He would have turned cool for a second and then like eaten Sid.”
“It's a downtime activity ... I don't think that is actually disgusting.”
“Even in the worst circumstances you can perform basic tasks. ... Meaning these stressful situations do not affect you.”
“Are you sure you don't want to just take the ghoul dedication?”
“Venerous turned into a ghoul, that was ten out of ten would not recommend.”
“Everyone already hates me, they might as well hate you too.”
“If they die, they die.”
“The coin has spoken.”
“The Frankenstein, thank you. That's perfect.”
“This thing does not belong in this world.”
“I think if we had just kept it, Vizigog would have died. We just paid two hundred and thirty to keep our cleric.”
“Title that doesn't do anything for us.”
“The ghost queen sends her regards.”
“Are we the baddies?”
“Just like a child, all prior problems have faded from Venerous's mind. He's so excited. He has the shiny new weapon that's plus one striking.”
“Nothing like a classic lingering composition with a one.”
“Every time we fight these monsters someone's gonna believe thrown up everywhere.”
“I got your head delivery. Mushroom I leader.”
“We bow. We swear we shall not invade Otarian.”
“This is indeed the famous adventurer Otari Ilvashti, once thought to have died above the keep. He died inside.”
“Better we take our time and do it right than speed through and die.”
“There's a door behind a door and now there's two doors.”
“Necromantic books that you don't know of. ... We have the thief and the performer trying to steal everything books from a fucking ghost.”
“We're the worst. And by we you mean you and Sid.”
“I'm sorry, but I'm about to ruin the campaign. ... dubious knowledge.”
“You're not my fucking workers!”
“Her connection to this world is a bit too strong for just an exorcism.”
“If she broke the tether and went after the body, that means the tether is actually the body.”
“I'll see you on the other side, my love.”
“If you open that door and I don't see a contract, I will kill you.”
“There's not a new order within ninety-nine weeks and ninety-nine days, my service is ended. I'm free.”
“We're playing Pathfinder, not a row [throwing projectiles].”
“Why do we keep the rogue here again? Bleed... which is actually zero.”
“Level six mobs against a level four party is supposed to be a wipeout. Level five is hard. Level six is a wipeout.”
“Beach mouse, beach beach mouse.”
“It's like a small old man I can keep in a jar.”
“I overestimated Vivi's fairy fanaticism. I didn't realize it started and ended at putting things in jars.”
“Are we the baddies?”
“Here's your light source. I point to the chandelier, there's your light source.”
“Knowledge is only really dangerous in the hands of those who will use it for danger.”
“Keep it secret, keep it safe.”
“Burning is the only way! That's how we should have taken Absalom!”
“He sees the face of the person he used to know was his mother. No longer recognizing or remembering their name.”
“As memories burn like a page from a book.”
“Out of character might I remind you guys that retreat is always an option.”
“I have no more level one spells. I have no level two spells. I have one refocus point. That's it.”
“Master Sidolphus, I shall see you on the other side. Say hello to my God.”
“I'm a god. How can you kill a god?”
“Don't let him get anyone else.”
“Oh my god. Why are your motherfuckers punching me?”
“And we learn why we don't succumb to peer pressure as Venice is confused.”
“BB pulls out a sniper rifle.”
“This is not America. There is no proven until proven guilty. But when every hint points to a particular... everything points to him. You heard of that razor? The acumen's razor? The simplest answer is usually the right one.”
“The children yearn for the mines.”
“I don't want you to learn anything, but there's consequences to your actions.”
“A particular consequence means we go off book and it could go far off book, but that might be the well what has to happen.”
“I don't care where I go, but the sword stays with me. She's mine.”
“One small act of out of fear does not cleanse a lifelong hoodlum.”
“Honor among thieves... thievery check? Minus two.”
“Maybe finally get the life that's due to me.”
“We're lawful, but we're a small town. We don't do trials.”
“The world does not revolve around you. The world burns on its own.”
“Bow before your king of the ghost city and present your offerings.”
“Big brother's real. You're always being watched. The government controls everything.”
“I told you I was gonna eat you first! I'm bloody!”
“You smash a pillow against Venerus' face and he doesn't even feel the damage.”
“Venerous is going to find a new party as nobody wants...”
“Gauntlight is a weapon built to raze Absalom! It must be brought down.”
“I'm gonna ban insurance for my games.”
“This one just calls me husband. I don't know that another name.”
“Go back from where you came from. This is my home.”
“Abyss tells you don't disturb the dead. The dead are the dead... the dead, evil or good, the dead must stay dead.”
“Describe to me how you would attack a hand grabbing your throat with your rapier... The critical hit is what you needed to not hit yourself.”
“It feeds on the creature's confusion even as his flashing body in disjointed gyrations cause the existing confusion to persist.”
“And with a hope, with a dream, it stays alive.”
“So we found that it's important to confirm the kill.”
“Easy dodge, thanks 21 AC. ... See, told you, improved dodge, no problem. Easy peasy.”
“fast is more good.”
“We have the potential to all go inside and then do the 'I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with us.'”
“That's why I hate knowing what things are. ... That's why I hate playing priests.”
“Don't laugh with my misfortune. I didn't miss, I attacked the wrong target.”
“You fucking fools finally made it here. Huh?”
“It's too bad you're all gonna die before my queen's plans come to fruition very soon.”
“Oh we wanna end there in the darkness. Yeah, I'm in the darkness.”
“if you give me the ghost search [Ghost Touch] can do precision on ghosts, I have no complaints about precision immunity.”
“This is what happens when casters run up!”
“You think you've won, you cannot kill us. Let us do the cracks of fate.”
“Death cannot claim me! What hope do you have ... You will die today, Worm.”
“I'm raising my DC up to twenty seven from now on because you figured out what it was.”
“I've used all of my hero points I've saved up from past ten adventures.”
“As Venerous pukes in his mouth and swallows it. It passed.”
“If anybody holds the dice like this, a hero point is given out.”
“the fertilizer for my master's return!”
“I suppose congratulations are in order. You've earned a fraction of my attention. Savor it. It won't happen again.”
“You think Vulk was an obstacle? He was but a test.”
“the creature is sliced in half”
“He takes 38 damage! That's exactly what it needed to kill me.”
“Typically paintings aren't securely fastened to walls, so there's probably some kind of mechanism around here somewhere.”
“This has gone from a little expedition into we're fighting Belcora. We can't afford to just destroy or stow away all these artifacts and not use them.”
“Well if I happen to die, that is their lady's will.”
“It is literally the wimpiest status effect... which is the only reason I felt comfortable joking about it.”
“you're no longer allowed to use Wonderwall for Rallying Anthem... Now you need to do Stairway to Heaven.”
“You get negative experience for killing a good creature. Well, they're hostile, they're an invasive squirrel.”
“If you read the rules for sustain, it does not have range requirements... otherwise it feels like a big nerf to sustain.”
“No, you better stay out of the way. I'm out of focus now.”
“I am assisting not getting involved like the roof.”
“You sit in front of him with that on your lap, and then once he gets convicted, you put it back in your pocket. This is mine. Gets convicted. Free money, boy.”
“I will volunteer.”
“If the torch doesn't fit the hat you must look.”
“If you don't have the sword how could you have stolen it... Because if you stole it, you would have the sword.”
“The only crime he's guilty of is loving Otari.”
“On the count of arson, we also find you guilty. And on non-resisting arrests, we find you not guilty.”
“Otari does not only punish, but Otari also heals.”
“Then what are we doing playing a lawyer over here? Let's get going.”
“You go to where you thought you saw something, and there's absolutely nothing there.”
“Very clear signs of somebody attacking the walls and the books with a massive sword.”
“He is gone full sicko werewolf mode... He's crying as he bites you.”
“The second hit obliterates Jaul Mesman... destroying his precious fur and hide that you guys see as money bags.”
“You've done me a good service. I knew he was still out there. I'll burn the fucking head and get this thing out of existence soon enough.”
“I started like any other morning. I was taking my usual walk up to the graveyard. Just before dawn. Then I saw this figure ... a lantern in hand ... pale blue glow ... Next thing I know everything goes black.”
“They roam the far reach of the plains to spread the word of their kind's abhorrent belief in perfection through pain.”
“And I love how reading that one line now means that you guys have to go find him and kill them.”
“None of your fucking business scram.”
“let them die there's ... Venice goes in with the deception ... He does not want these people inside the gun light let them die there.”
“And we're back in the same place. That was funny. Let's do it again.”
“This must be a whispering behemoth. One of the few creatures that thrive when fed arcane energy. You're certain the best way to weaken it is to cast powerful spells at it.”
“The potion literally saved my life. That was so unlikely for them to save my life. Did you see how low he rolled? Two, one, three, three, three.”
“There is no escape. You destroyed my shrine shall suffer.”
“Hero points are a fortune effect. ... This is why you can only use one per roll.”
“And I think with that we can call it here. Unsurprised if he never showed up. Unreal.”
“We're going for a ride, boys. And it's off into the void.”
“Are you not entertained?”
“Please bring me back if anything happens. I'll try my best. I'll try to read it.”
“On one hand it could provide a useful tool in our struggle here. On the other we risk madness.”
“I'm looking for some many. She might be down there. And you know if we find anything of valuable, finders keepers, right?”
“My dad told me so much about you... you guys let him live, you guys spared him, you guys are cool.”
“This room is the most difficult room in the whole campaign for us.”
“As the Lady of Destiny would say, it was her will.”
“Beware. The eyes of anti-death are around us.”
“The gauntline is but a vessel. While you have disrupted its alignment, its true power has never been awakened before.”
“An eggshell, right? A protective measure for herself and her followers until she can regain the strength to come back to life.”
“With those four icons, you should be able to pierce the barrier.”
“She's expanding. She must be stalled before she gets away.”
“The vaults pull at spirits more than just Hans. It feels as if the walls themselves remember pain. Something old is feeding this rise in the dead.”
“He's the one with the cave. I am the cave.”
“Venerous is in heroism mode because he just saw his hero... He's a weeb. He loves the rose guard.”
“Modern problems require modern solutions. ... how much wood would I need to create a 20 by 10 cozy cabin?”
“We finish the campaign and as a reward we get prearched.”
“But in a YOLO in Pathfinder.”
“filth fever should be basically COVID.”
“Oh no, corrupted blood incident all over again. ... damn it, we made the pandemic.”
“Even the ghosts can carry diseases.”
“Why don't we get our patient zero. Please come with us.”
“It's not just a cough! Have you never heard of Filth Fever?”
“The kid is saved. Everybody breathes a sigh of relief.”
“At least one of you fucking people are worthless.”
“all the shit that we're gonna be doing for this is homebrew... out of the book.”
“Before we get to New York we should get some money because we're gonna be in Metropolis and we're gonna be poor otherwise.”
“The next time I see you double down on the banter is when you get a hero point.”
“Boy's fingers just rotted like dead wood. Never seen such a thing. No healing. No matter how much I pray.”
“He denounces God, who he's been devoted to his whole life.”
“The Rose Guard lived happily ever after... but actually, A Sephna personally killed Bulrajani because Rajani went crazy.”
“Venice has a new personal quest.”
“Release me if you ever wanna see this woman live.”
“Mask lies as naturally as he breathes.”
“Why don't you roll me a fortitude saving throw, with a plus two for the warning.”
“Just because NPCs are pushing you to do something, and because it's prepped, doesn't mean that you're at the right level to do it. We're not playing Oblivion with scaling.”
“If only you guys didn't get fixated on a fucking door.”
“No escape, no mercy. No river. No end? Only void that devours all.”
“Venice is a follower of Calestria... no regrets over the things he has stolen — that's just Venerous. That is his way of life.”
“Wardens of the bone yard, heed me! A corruption festers here. Something devours the rightful flow of souls. Bear witness to this desecration and bring your judgment.”
“Do I become the bone slayer?”
“I'm gonna call the spirit Britney.”
“Your call is heard, lawful. On Judgment Street, I shall see the balance restored.”
“Restrain the woman, gag the woman, push the woman.”
“Don't attack the mummies. Open the tombs.”
“We're not doing AOA ever again.”
“We don't fudge numbers, okay — even if I miss.”
“This corruption is beyond mortal sin.”
“Weapon is gonzo. It's not broken. It's gonzo.”
“A V really wants you to die.”
“Welcome to A V boys. Do I have the lowest HP? ... I'll see in the afterlife?”
“Viz, you can fix this. Right?”
“May my essence aid you through future struggles.”
“So basically cats are binary. Take that, gender.”
“NPCs aren't even real.”
“I'm just throwing rocks. I want to attack things. I haven't been able to attack things.”
“We lost an arm, but that's the one. A hand, but this is gonna bring it back.”
“They can't recover my arm. But apparently, hear me out, there's people that can give you robot arms in Absalom. That sounds way cooler than getting the arm back.”
“I'm not gonna need that, I'm gonna have a robot arm. Are you guys not listening?”
“Couple thousand gold? ... Venerous' jaw drops.”
“Dear boy, why did you have to touch it?”
“Reaches a stub for a dagger and tries to put it at his throat. But it's a stub.”
“My hands, or the thing that is squishing, is also like taking it, like consuming it, like a void.”
“I can't just — I can't read dreams!”
“You go in for an arm and you walk away with three. And sometimes you don't have control over the inner smile.”
“Yeah kid, I've lived here my whole life, I don't think I've even seen like a tenth of that place.”
“Imagine actually playing AV ... and Abys dies randomly because he's investigating some weird ass book that he shouldn't be ... and Van Riz fucking dies in his sleep. Actually that's a cure — where Venerous is now Robo God.”
“When did I get out of magic? It was twenty fifteen. ... We'll bring it back.”
“We were in some kind of tomb where Venerous made questionable actions that caused the loss of his arm. We were able to recover the cloak.”
“This is the city, this is the market where he wanted to go because look at all the juicy targets.”
“It's not bad for one swipe. How much do you get a day?”
“Three memberships, please.”
“Like full full stop send you to die. And it's like oh that sucks, you signed up for it.”
“You're carrying plutonium with your bare hands. Yep. Pretty much.”
“It's the price of knowledge.”
“Have you heard the term sticky fingers?”
“I basically alluded that I steal things occasionally. Because I want a prosthetic that won't stop me in stealing things.”
“all the potions that I had bought to save people from becoming zombies and shit.”
“just became mega man.”
“Could I mail it in? I don't know if I'll have time to come back to Absalom in two weeks.”
“Man, that's the most expensive hero point of my life.”
“It's connections baby, you gotta have the connection first.”
“Imagine the gun hand gesture, but put the thumb away and point it at your head. That's the invis signal.”
“I recently lost an arm. But one of the reasons we came here... and he'll bring out his metal arm.”
“The party is magically discovered: free archetype.”
“Venero has become the ghost hunter. I'm afraid of no ghosts.”
“The number one reason to keep VisaGock alive is gone. VisaGok needs to die.”
“The real move, if we weren't worried about the world dying to Bilcora, is you trigger one alarm and go on to the next shop over.”
“Welcome to real life. Working gets you cents.”
“I am the last daughter of House Cosina. My father lives through me.”
“What's the name of your arm? ... Richard, does my arm have a name? It's called Money.”
“I see dead people.”
“You heard here first. The seventh floor of the abomination vaults is just Brazil.”
“If one were to obtain the whispering reeds, they would be afflicted by a curse called the empty death.”
“We should lock the door behind them.”
“I'm just gonna do my quick song, so it's gonna be Courageous, Harmony, and then Rally.”
“So I slash Sid and deal thirteen with the first one.”
“It's a mimic. You got mimic. I got mimic. I should have known.”
“I'm gonna beat you with the body of your friend.”
“Yeah, we're finally back in the dungeon getting the hang of it.”
“I will always be rightfully morally correct to steal from evil creatures.”
“It said help me.”
“He serves Belcora, dangerous. But he knows Belcora isn't dead anymore — another servant trapped him there.”
“Worst case scenario, we kill him again.”
“It's A V class. I will take not the critical failure, thank you very much.”
“Stupefied 2 is basically, as a spellcaster, you don't have a character. You become a support character at most.”
“Which one of us is going to die first? Hell yeah.”
“How did we stray so far from God's light?”
“All I need is for you to say I hear your concern, I hear your complaint — without even saying that you agree with me.”
“Remember the last time we almost caused the pandemic?”
“My boy! What have they done to my boy?”
“I've lost an arm before, and look at this now. He shows off his middle arm.”
“I've had no dreams. You're the one that's saying I'm having nightmares.”
“All the bodies in the first floor were gone. Reduced to dust.”
“Basically I'm gonna die. We all will. Sooner than later.”
“You wouldn't take the risk against your soul, would you?”
“I've been roleplaying like a king and I've gotten no Europe.”
“Mushrooms are in plants, be me! — They're fungi, fine, God. I pick up a book and throw it at him.”
“A fungus covered mummy with a robot arm.”
“It's been inside our room for five hundred years, baby. Shut up. Go play with the kids.”
“She got one for tripping in the sand and hitting her face.”
“Maybe maybe it is the mummy man all along.”
“It is a curse that prevents your soul from passing on.”
“I was researching my condition thinking that I'm gonna die soon. But have we found anything?”
“He looks like Atari, remember him? He's his son.”
“I could throw some chakrams at her. I mean around her. Kids love that.”
“I'm too heroic for this campaign.”
“I rolled Making Money, baby. Can I get my Natch money for money making?”
“the only person who likes the character constantly in mortal peril and losing different bodily parts.”
“children don't know how to lie.”
“You said we'd have new items in the shop every week?”
“If I put my hand in one, I would pull it back and find I have never had a hand at all.”
“She consumes everything and then returns to nothing, to endness.”
“This curse or whatever it is isn't letting me get a good night's rest.”
“He's eating the bodies. Kill him!”
“I rush forward, bearing hand, and I pierce in from below straight to the heart, ripping his body in half as I pull my sword.”
“We kept our part of the deal, see? We are true to our word.”
“It all started when I was born... In West Philadelphia, born and raised.”
“Then I'll throw a book at the dude in front of Venice.”
“Venerous is a terrorist. / The mummy's a terrorist. Come on, man.”
“Oh, this hammer is cool. / Yes it is.”
“Will Venriz now main light hammer? Who knows, we'll find out.”
“This is fucking the deadliest trap we've faced yet.”
“That only works when the GM doesn't have an idea of what monster to put in the next room.”
“The mummy, whatever the fuck his name is, I hate that guy.”
“Both of you get half a level because you did the same thing.”
“V V mage handed for the traps. V was a vital part of the trap disabling.”
“Imagine you found the bottomless pit in real life and you were not throwing stuff at it.”
“One gold piece. That's what I thought. Sad day.”
“Vivi's mostly dead. She's at 9 HP.”
“It was painted by Leonardo DiCaprio himself.”
“Don't play with that. This is busy.”
“This is Bob. He works in accounting.”
“There it is. You caught him, boys.”
“Ven, as he's falling onto the ground, Venerous will yell out to his party, stay out. Like don't come in here.”
“Spellcaster Venerists though... Those grabs could have been painful.”
“We know its weakness, like silver. It's a spirit.”
“It is Shaco if he was a a bird furry.”
“Bark, bark, bark. Yeah, you keep barking, Doc. Don't give me any ideas, please.”
“I'm just gonna take down what I rolled right now just because you say anything.”
“I believe in you guys. Sit with me, believe. I'm still bleeding.”
“What do you mind I extend my rust-covered hand at you?”
“weird heaps of flesh. They seem to be popping irregularly.”
“here we modify the guys and send them to fight under that. So just more of the same.”
“Don't play a rogue, by the way. I would probably say that.”
“if the game is running, that is the rule. That cannot change.”
“I don't care how it's getting plus one circumstance from scouting against the ghost. I just want to start the encounter.”
“This world does not make sense. There's monsters and ghouls in it. - And there's no god in it.”
“Welcome to the Red Holiday. Oh, to my Red Holiday.”
“I have been forced to reward all my participants. So there are treasures and gold.”
“And with a piercing blow, the ghost hunter fells his foe.”
“As you close the book, it'll crumble into dust.”
“He'll shrug and be like, okay, I guess I'll just look like a mummy for a little while.”
“Could you aid me with a performance check for concentration? Uh, low-fi chill beats.”
“I'm not ready for an arena. And you'll hit the switch.”
“Are you afraid? Do you not have what it takes with a little puny scratches on you?”
“You don't know the definition of metagaming. I asked people if they want to go down.”
“You critted your stealth. They didn't notice you opening the door enough to go through.”
“Every success is a crit on thorough search.”
“I am the cheery man.”
“Once the battle has started, it is to the death.”
“I warn you. Should you try to interfere in any way, I will cut you like a big ass.”
“I don't know about this fighting solo. I realize how much I've learned fighting as a group.”
“I bought this level zero, boys.”
“How to lose the trust of your priest.”
“It's not a rat, is it? ... No, it was way too big for that.”
“Welcome to A V.”
“War Chieftain Gerfell, Belcorra needs the eye.”
“If we win we get good loot, if we lose we are free from AP.”
“We all know that democracy is a failure. Descend to the arena. I'll prepare your combatants.”
“Vivi died almost as quickly as this thing that just... As per normal.”
“This is what happens when Vivi uses her real spell slots instead of throwing stupid knives.”
“You're doing group combat. It's a best of three.”
“I only need a couple more days. Be quick with your work.”
“So next time you die, probably soon, you're not gonna drop your instrument.”
“I was high off of the victories at the arena. We've been doing great.”
“It throws a dagger at one of the chakrams. 'Why don't you use it?' 'Can't get the hang of it.' 'Just do it better.'”
“This thing's way stronger than we think it is. I think this is one of the strongest things we fought.”
“How can it be real if eyes aren't real?”
“So you want to challenge us. Let's get to it!”
“Each pair squares off with some kind of show... music, acrobatic trick, display of strength, whatever. The crowd tells us who's best overall.”
“Could have made friends. Just saying.”
“Get out of here! Just because you had a good show doesn't mean you can fucking walk around my office.”
“You guys actually see the sun, don't you? That must hurt.”
“I am Venerous Greystone — and he says this in Saqqroth.”
“Venerous will transform his shifting prosthesis into a giant thumbs up.”
“I waste ten minutes and nothing comes of it.”
“Do the door open and start playing your lute, please.”
“It's a craftsman thing — we need the best of the best. Yes.”
“Ahh, you must be the intruders!”
“I mix in a bunch of random ones with the real ones. So you guys want to know what you guys are going against?”
“No, it was too much of an A V.”
“Once I get flesh warped, I'm gonna be stronger than you. I'll get everything that I want.”
“You have a duty to stop Belcora.”
“We can't talk about these things as a party because you'd describe it as metagaming — 'the creature heard you talking about it.'”
“If I lived in Absalom, I would just like never cut my hair, never grow my beard.”
“That's a whole campaign. Whatever's better than A V — that's either a campaign or an actual side-quest plot line if you guys want.”
“The door — to your surprise — begins to open. We end the session.”
“Venice lets out a barrage — killing him in the first blow, but continuing his attacks, believing he hit everything and that's why he died.”
“And against the odds, despite — and now, as nobody thought it was possible, as it should not have been possible — Venris opens the door.”
“I hope you enjoy dying later today.”
“Where did you get those keys?”
“Walmart.”
“He's wearing my mother's bracelet.”
“As his brother lays the finishing blow.”
“The humane thing is to end it quickly.”
“It was really Jaff Key who gave him a deal — he was just the hands, and Jaff Key was the head.”
“L-E-N-G.”
“If you ever see him again in your dreams — tell him that he's a [coward].”
“The fucking plushie made of diamonds!”
“It's a good thing you found the ruby.”
“You can feel that you're losing Venice. And while normally his soul would just be transferred to the river of souls, a darkness seems to be clouding him.”
“if I get fucked up go to... go talk to X. We don't know who X is yet.”
“What's the worst that could happen? I'll die? Already dying. ...Worse than that is just gone.”
“You will become immediately a chaotic evil ghost. ...A failure has you be consumed by Nimbleoth. ...does not travel to the reversals, and is utterly annihilated.”
“And I tell it to fuck off.”
“Nice knowing you V. See you next life.”
“He's the main character. ...What would be of the main character without his friends?”
“But why would I be there when I have my own cozy cabin? ...I am the permanent.”
“We're like the doctors checking up on our patients after a while, making sure they're okay.”
“Looks like that did it. Thank you, Viz. I knew I could count on you.”
“the Whispering Reeds is a... compilation of interactions or events with Nimbleoth, compiled by somebody attempting to counteract Nimbloth.”
“The curse of the empty death is a sort of mark for Nimbaloth.”
“I had a strong feeling that if I put my hand in one I would pull back and find I never had a hand at all.”
“It's like peering into the abyss.”
“You feel a trace of the emptiness of the empty death within those pages.”
“It is auto mail.”
“You open it and you see it's fucking Vaseline.”
“Bro, infinite money glitch. You just keep that out. 30 GP. We get 30 GP tonight.”
“Do you realize how little GP we get as a party and you're out here losing 30?”
“If you fail a roll, you fail it. Let consequences happen, or else in my eyes it's just not very fun.”
“I'm rejecting the second roll, and he's gaining an extra hero point. We can end the session there.”
“Even though he's a mummy, I don't expect him to be a trash range. However, as we know, he's very much a spellcaster. We just silence him.”
“You wouldn't forget your buddy Noth.”
“A leaping sudden charge to crit the fuck out of the boy, cutting the head off. He dies.”
“He loses Trapfinder in favor of Quick Draw. In my defense, I've had fucking Trapfinder the whole campaign, and it's come into effect one time.”
“You both turned into Sagathi — it makes sense it would be Sid he goes in for.”
“He creates a phantasmal image of the most fearsome creature imaginable... What is the scariest creature to VV?”
“Okay, so campaign's over, boys.”
“It's a classic: sneakily, quietly, avoid notice, open the door, hope to not be noticed, and then ambush.”
“He he'll see who's the pathetic colour when I start bashing up his stuff.”
“Could have learned magic, but instead you can just bump into doors. — The true warrior experience.”
“The Morlock rests peacefully now in the afterlife.”
“Would Abbas want that type of knowledge out in the world?”
“Yeah, he's a mummy. Mummy's got fucking feelings. He's an evil mummy.”
“My work here's done. Whatever alliance, our hunters behind. I'll make my way to Absalom.”
“I can't wait to fight things that aren't invisible and don't float.”
“Both bosses died effectively in one turn once you actually connected.”
“Take your fucking level, pussy.”
“I'm gonna find the soul at the end of this fucking campaign.”
“Give me some time. I'll find your answer.”
“Unless that creature is destroyed, Doriana will be drawn wholly into that dimension and lost to this world.”
“My name is Yazongleer.”
“You think you can — even the four of you? I don't even need my hands. I can take you myself.”
“We don't negotiate with terrorists.”
“Rather than that, you notice a lack of lungs. He doesn't breathe.”
“I will be attempting to retrain that Shadow Mark for literally anything else, because it's never gonna be able to be used.”
“What in the — Whoa whoa whoa, what's the big deal, man? Relax.”
“Next time we're gonna have a Jerry Springer moment.”
“Since it's a component of the strike it deals double damage. That is insane, bro.”
“As you cut into him, revealing this disgusting sinewy skin and organs mismatching colors. Purples and blacks.”
“It's a little sad to think about. One of the things we'll take away from this campaign that we'll probably never forget is Jafucky. ... Because it's Jeffy, you fucking imbecile.”
“What was afflicting Larianna was the outcast's curse.”
“You recognize that this is a will-o-wisp, but for it to be radiating this deathly white light... it is more.”
“Venerous, for perhaps the first time in your life, you see nothing but darkness.”
“You're seeing a million realities where everything goes wrong and you're choosing the one that you go for. There's a movie with Nicolas Cage where he can see the future... That's what this character is doing.”
“It's concealed, it is not hidden. Concealed is you see it, you just can't see it very well.”
“As you have a crisis of faith. ... your own devotion to your queen hurts you.”
“The room's black walls simulate the void of oblivion granted to those consumed by the empty death.”
“Have you guys ever rigged an old JRPG scene? ... That's kinda what I'm trying to avoid.”
“It's about fucking time I get rid of you pests. You won't be alive long enough for it to matter. You've been a thorn in my side for long enough.”
“Should you engage it again, don't risk it. You will die. A horrible, agonizing death.”
“Because we're playing intelligently. Even if not perfectly.”
“See, for as much as the silence didn't do work as well as I wanted it to, it had to move because it was in the silence, and moving triggered the attack of opportunity. That's teamwork right there.”
“The best part is my character doesn't see any of this. I can't even say it. ... And it's entirely silent.”
“I think this has been Benris's golden moment of opening all the doors for you guys and the enemy, and you guys are like 'cringe.'”
“I'll say one final thing: I have more speed than all of you. ... That's what I'm gonna do — I'm gonna brag.”
“Your flesh shall be fed to the hound.”
“The smell of victory through retreat.”
“We're finally no longer poor.”
“We got our spell slots back, boys. Let me roll my lucky number.”
“They're tied to their armor. They're created through their armor.”
“Just make sure you want to escape when you take them, as once you drink it, you will not be able to change your mind.”
“I'm now a spirit expert. We've been into the Gauntlight for like three weeks and you're really an expert? You learn quick through experience.”
“It is very well documented that I do have an elephant brain. ... Elephants are the ones that never forget.”
“Let's free these things if they're suffering.”
“I'm known as Merchan, Gladiator Extraordinaire. I bet you've heard of me.”
“I'd break you like a toothpick. ... You're not worth my time.”
“A TLDR of the TLDR. Could be nice. — TLDR isn't short enough? No. Make it easier. And I'm the elephant brain.”
“Fountain light was made to be a sword, and it will burn.”
“The gauntlet remembers its purpose and soon, so shall the world... [burn]”
“I was able to recover them. I'll keep them safe.”
“I believe each of these relics house a fragment. A memory of their soul.”
“You must either find him, or sever that connection.”
“I'd be lying to you if I couldn't hear it echo even now... I'm beginning to wonder if I heard Bel Cora's scream.”
“I'm not sure if you noticed, but I haven't been around for a little bit. I had to replenish my stocks. Are you all ready for another go?”
“Just remember, I'm always right. ...Woman's intuition.”
“Can you actually imagine a devil manually carrying a lens up thirteen floors?”
“The Minecraft room, just keep digging down.”
“They call me the main character. We're just the backup dancers.”
“No, I'm streaming the DM's perspective now. Which shows everything instead of our limited view.”
“It doesn't matter because I rolled a Nat one — you guys fucking book it out of there.”
“It's a death star in the tower.”
“I serve you still. You shall be avenged.”
“A grave knight is their armor — and if you were to wear it, it would kill them effectively. He can only be permanently destroyed by obliterating its armor.”
“Venris will stab at him, transforming his metal arm into his silver blade.”
“It should be stopping... and it just continues to flow as if the wound had just happened, as it burns in inferno energies.”
“Why are you running?! Seed — bleed removal, heal the god, heal!”
“So it doesn't explode, because if a tree falls and no one's there to see it.”
“It's my soul-collecting doll. One day... one day.”
“He's a full-on simp — were she to tell him that, he would probably just work twice as hard.”
“Welcome back to A V. Chill — chilling and freezing.”
“The devil has a sense of humor.”
“You just have this fucking splatter of glue that you just like smush up in there. The light disappears. You can take a hero point.”
“Maybe don't vitality lash the fucking exploding boys right in front of you.”
“I love how in my mind I was like dude this was an easy fight... and you're over there inches from death.”
“I need you to stop yelling Sonic Blow when you attack things, because obviously you always miss.”
“Bro, we found 30 GP. We kill her, right? ... It's 30 GP, put it in the bag. I joke. I joke.”
“I ain't no contract devil. ... I mean she has horns, she's not a devil man, don't be racist.”
“I'm not as worried about the devil as I am with the dead knight. The devil probably tried to whistle his way... at least the Dead Knight is actively trying to kill us.”
“This is the one scenario where Venice will take the Kukri. ... the prosthesis engulfs the weapon, absorbs it entirely.”
“I told you the fucking 30 was a scam.”
“She opens the Iron Maiden and a fucking scallop just stands in there. Horrifying.”
“Who are you? ... You have eyes but do you truly see?”
“There is no death in undeath.”
“First you bought me, you put me on such trifles, and then I can't even work in peace.”
“Such weapons imbued with such negative energy have a great weakness to holy water. Even a small drop will split the forge in two.”
“We have three out of what I assume would be five. ... That's where Revian is.”
“Well, I know what it isn't. And it isn't something that will be alive in a couple of minutes, the main character proclaims.”
“I'm gonna shove him in the locker. Cause he's a nerd.”
“As a rose air gentis, the best weapon made in the game.”
“We could bring a disintegrate spell next time we're down here. That's two things, disintegrate and holy water. Someone best write this down.”
“This thing's not working well, he says, transforming his hand back to his arm and flexing the fingers.”
“You can kill the man but you cannot kill the idea. Where is the meaning if you didn't make it?”
“You need five of them to get into it.”
“No, no, no, that was all Balkorra. ... the real summoning was done from Balkorra.”
“The Gug. Every little boy and girl in every fucking race knows the horrors. ... recently even pop culture made a TV show called Stranger Things.”
“I'm taking a villain point for that RP.”
“The living landslide sees its puppies ... it shared this space for centuries. Him and his three companions, all murdered in seconds.”
“We need to cauterize their heads to kill them with fire. If we don't, they'll regrow the head.”
“Visigok is fucking one-v-oneing, wrestling a Hydra on his own. ... Valiantly the hero fends off the monstrosity before him.”
“You pull out the glaive. Take a hero point.”
“You guys aren't working as a team, that's what's funny. You guys aren't communicating.”
“Their Pathfinder plate has special runes that allow it, okay? That's why the plate has runes in it that allow you to swim.”
“I guess I'm going swimming.”
“The thing rolled a nat 20 on stealth.”
“I hate the boat.”
“Protect the books, Sid!”
“We traded a 500 GP boat for a 150 GP item.”
“We have four now.”
“There's something up ahead. Wait. Let me check it out.”
“Look what I can do!”
“I'm really trying to turn my life around, you know?”
“Just so happened to leave her out in a dinghy in the middle of the ocean with all her gear on my back.”
“Whatever you need, the town of Otari will aid you.”
“I'm not gonna mess with my family sword like that, brother. She doesn't even need it.”
“I didn't think anybody but I could do that.”
“They are not your regular devils to be trifled with.”